potatoandotherwise:

in math today my teacher asked what makes a number perfect and I said its dazzling personality and she almost kicked me out

(via pizza)



catsfurever:

moogles4ever:

catsfurever:

$20 for a selfie with me

but I can go to the dumpster for free

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(via lohanthony)


cantwaitforpizza:

cantwaitforpizza:

cantwaitforpizza:

the sun has come out

the sun is gay

*white girl voice* why are the hot ones always gay

(via happiest)


officialwhitegirls:

fake-ketchup:

Why don’t astronauts just visit the sun at night?

um obviously because it will be too dark to see anything, there’s no point, also because the sun is trying to sleep we wouldn’t want to disturb it

(via funnybro)


824706:

tacobell-canon:

Ladypug.

i hate this

824706:

tacobell-canon:

Ladypug.

i hate this

(via funnybro)


mexicanfather:

me stealing your moment and making it about me

mexicanfather:

me stealing your moment and making it about me

(via funnybro)



thereal-noah:

What

(via happiest)


setharooni:

my senior quote was better than yours

setharooni:

my senior quote was better than yours

(via funnybro)